THE ET CETERA CHRONICLES - MAN'S BEST FRIEND?

MAN'S BEST FRIEND?  On the night of June 5, 1900 one of the legendary and more amusing events in the history of Dublin City Government occurred.  Just as Alderman J.D. Smith took his seat in the old wooden city council building during the reading of the minutes, the agenda suddenly shifted.  A dog, bothered by fleas, entered the room and begin to scratch his itch.  Each scratch was accompanied by a pat of the dog's tail on the wooden floor.  As the intensity of the pats grew so did the irritation of the council and those present.  Suddenly Alderman Henry M. Kirke noticed that the dog was mad.  Mr. Kirke and reporter C.C. Smith made it out the door near where they were standing.  The usually erudite Col. James B. Sanders made a dash for the door but was cut off by the dog.  Col. Sanders retreated and then  climbed on a table and jumped up clinging to the railing.  He pulled himself up and then proceeded to jump from a second story window.  The power house superintendent then decided his services were needed at the power house and slipped by the dog.  Mayor James B. Hicks and Clerk, A.R. Arnau found secure positions which they tentatively held.  In an act of near perfect unison the remaining councilmen climbed on top of tables and chairs.  Finally someone yelled "Shoot him!"  Before anyone could get a shot off the fleas decided to rest.  The dog's pain ceased and he was easily led from the hall.  Undoubtedly a short recess followed

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